My Brain in a nutshell

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

(via ooh-ooh-ooh-honey)

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

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best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

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snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer

(via letmetouchyoursexhair)

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

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jesuschristvevo:

ive come to the point where i dont even want to do the things that i want to do

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That moment when someone asks “What time is it?” and all you can think is

xemilykikix:

(Source: my-adequate-blog, via letmetouchyoursexhair)

lyssalovescookies:

I was listening to the radio and they played Destiny’s Child and when the song was over the radio announcer “That was Beyonce and friends”

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

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